Thursday, July 09, 2009

This is what it feels like to be a kung fu master:

Bruised. Top of head, back of head, right shoulder, right scapula, spine (near the centerish of my back, and also near the small,) right breast, both elbows, both forearms, the center of left palm, both pinkies, right thigh, both knees (quite badly, actually,) right shin near the ankle, both insteps.

5 comments:

Strider said...

Sounds like someone is getting rubs tomorrow. Rubs, dinner, movie, and cuddling. And by cuddling I mean more Kung Fu practice.

Lynelle said...

I think it's interesting that Strider will be giving me rubs and dinner tomorrow night. He does know that he's a dog, right? Uh oh, better warn Allan - now he has to watch out for Strider AND Brute trying to get him out of the picture!

Strider said...

I'm not a dog. Wait a second! Woof?

deirdre nosorrows said...

umm...
a bath: epsom salt, (honey,arnica, hyssop scrub).
eat: citrusy fruits, multivitamin, steak'm.
stay unthirsty.

a pultice of arnica, hyssop, willow, and spanish moss.

no worries

To Mock a Killifish said...

...and reading your blog is the closest I will ever come to being a Kung Fu master! ; )