Wednesday, August 05, 2009

To all the lovely ladies

Who add me on twitter and flickr and send me messages to "cum look" at their nudie pictures:

It's not you. It's me. I like man parts! I mean, I know you went to a lot of trouble to shave and get pierced and, uh, whatever. But I'm just not interested. You see, you ain't got nothin' I haven't already seen before, you know?

Besides, I have it on good authority mine are cuter than yours, anyway.


Kate8085 said...

I'll try and stop myself from sending you anymore of those. hahahaha.
How freakin' annoying are those?!

Lynelle's man said...

I'd like to know who this "authority" is? Do tell.

To Mock a Killifish said...

Yeah, it's enough to make you want to stop Twittering (there's a joke in there somewhere...)