Who add me on twitter and flickr and send me messages to "cum look" at their nudie pictures:
It's not you. It's me. I like man parts! I mean, I know you went to a lot of trouble to shave and get pierced and, uh, whatever. But I'm just not interested. You see, you ain't got nothin' I haven't already seen before, you know?
Besides, I have it on good authority mine are cuter than yours, anyway.