Saturday, September 12, 2009

Dear Morbidly Obese Man in line at the Asian buffet,

If it were socially acceptable for me to smack you on the head with a rolled up newspaper, I would.

2 comments:

e said...

don't hate 'cause he's better at buffet than you

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To Mock a Killifish said...

I'm sorry, Lynelle. That was me. I'll try to be better...