Wednesday, September 09, 2009

I just want to say right now

that people who don't like candy corn are unamerican. They are probably not really people either. Possibly, they are robots. Or Zombies. Candy corn is one of the sweet foundations of this nation, up there with cotton candy and candy necklaces.

You know who you are, and I am looking right at you with a big eye. That is Vietnamese Kung Fu Master terminology for some sort of big... eye. Yes.

8 comments:

Allan said...

Candy corn is the carbon of food stuffs. People who matter will know what I mean.

PoleStar Jewelry said...

I like Candy Corn but, if I eat too much of it, it messes up my mouth ph and I get canker soars. So only a few for me.

Lemon Jitters said...

I just want to say, for the record, that I AM NOT SCARED of your big Kung Fu eye.

Maybe your Kung Fu Master feet and hands, but not your eye.

Lemon Jitters said...

Be scared: http://lemonjitters.blogspot.com/2009/09/rebuttal.html

To Mock a Killifish said...

Preachin' to the choir.

mariann said...

too bad they didn't know this on Battlestar Gallactica. They could have saved themselves a lot of trouble by just offering people candy corn...

e said...

candy corn may be american, but me thinks it more of olde world origins, like syphilis. and like syphilis, candy corn is enjoyed by the same folk that enjoy fondant, of which it is composed. now don't start talking to me about candy corn not existing in pre-columbian europe, there is archelogical evidence dated to the 12th century of an Essex woman having suffered from advanced stages of candy corn consumption.

i say no more.


though i find honey-based candy corn and fondant superior to their...nohavinghoneykinsfolk'l.


i say no more.


also...touche


i say no more.

Jupiter Greenmoone said...

I agree completely.